Wednesday, August 15, 2012
thosethingsour:

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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

(Source: icanread)

  • Hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline:
  • If you are obsessive-compulsive; please press 1 repeatedly.
  • If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
  • If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4, and 5
  • If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
  • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
  • If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
69cupsoftea:

first world problemS

69cupsoftea:

first world problemS

(Source: poyzn)